• 23rd April
    2014
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  • 23rd April
    2014
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Piper goes about her day singing popular songs infusing her environment into the lyrics. This morning’s rendition:

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN WINNIE IS LICKING HER VAGINA!

It was so adorable I offered her a record deal on the spot.

  • 21st April
    2014
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Have I mentioned lately how much I love (pronounced loath) the sweet (pronounced annoying as fuck) sound of a dog barking?

  • 20th April
    2014
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  • 20th April
    2014
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  • 19th April
    2014
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  • 18th April
    2014
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  • 17th April
    2014
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  • 17th April
    2014
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I’m going to wear this to pick my kids up from school and count how many people wearing pajama pants with their hair in a greasy bun and facial tattoos look at me like *I’m* the asshole.

I’ll lose count at all of them.

I’m going to wear this to pick my kids up from school and count how many people wearing pajama pants with their hair in a greasy bun and facial tattoos look at me like *I’m* the asshole.

I’ll lose count at all of them.

  • 17th April
    2014
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