• 21st July
    2014
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To understand the complexity of a hangover, one must look for clues in their camera roll.

  • 20th July
    2014
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Well kids, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they log onto Tumblr and see their closest friends in various states of undress

  • 20th July
    2014
  • 20

I must be doing a conscious wrong because the shit you assholes are willing to condone in the name of Internet relevance is not only disturbing but hard to watch even while I’m extremely drunk.

  • 19th July
    2014
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  • 19th July
    2014
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  • 19th July
    2014
  • 19

I never get any quiet time to think about how to incorporate a red bandana into my look

  • 19th July
    2014
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  • 19th July
    2014
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  • 19th July
    2014
  • 19

You can’t take a picture of this it’s already gone

I feel terribly conflicted when my daughter tells me that her new favorite song is Chandelier by Sia when Sia is already synonymous with Breath Me which came out in 2004 when she was making music that accompanied the greatest television series finale in all of human kind.

Now she’s making music for Tweens to narrate their flipagram apps in a horrid array of amateur selfies.

This is Nelly Furtado all over again.

  • 19th July
    2014
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