• 25th October
  • 25

Things that deserve to be slapped with an infected cock:

•my boss
•patients who don’t brush their teeth
•forgetting my sunglasses on the one sunny day in 3 fucking weeks
•every song on the radio
•old people who think they’re still, or ever were funny
•the fact that my spell check thinks I misspelled scientologists
•cartoon noises, of any kind
•& uteruses

  1. jamiwithani posted this